iPhones are fun

Makes it easier to update shit you don’t update. By the way how awesome is mobile browsing, if only more websites used proper CSS, like mine. Don’t worry I’ll fix it soon.

Need to find a way to update you fuckers of cool music, maybe that dangfalded last.fm has a use after all. What’s that? Twatter? I’ll scratch my balls whenever I damn feel like it, no need to tell the world about it.

Stop asking for my FaceSpace, I don’t subscribe to that bullshit.

No matter how much wine I’ve had.